🚀 Introducing the GDH – The Galactic Derailleur Hanger!
Why settle for universal when you can go galactic?
We’re proud to announce the new Velo Orange Galactic Derailleur Hanger (GHD) standard — the last derailleur hanger you’ll ever need (unless you’re running T Type, but we're working on an adaptor for that weird one).
The GDH ensures buttery-smooth shifts across the cosmos — from your neighborhood crit to the trails of Tatooine. Engineered to work with every derailleur (except, you know, that one), the GDH is the perfect upgrade for riders who want to explore new frontiers without worrying about compatibility. And we are offering this space-age technology open source!
✅ Works with vintage and modern derailleurs that use either QR or TA axle variants
✅ Precision-machined for warp-speed shifting
✅ Guaranteed to handle gravitational anomalies
Don't believe the hype? Check out the gallery below for all of the companies that have used this new standard. Yes, we may have had to bend time to make it happen...
🌌 Check out the GDH today — because the universe waits for no one!
Here is the STL file if you're interested in 3d printing your own version.
On the dark side of the Moon, a lonely Huret Jubilee gently weeps…
Thank you for this; the bike industry needs more cooperation in design and less obsolescence. Please work on bottom bracket and headset next. ☮
Gonna hang a trilithium one on my Rohlof and watch it sparkle (or annihilate)
So hype, its hyperspace. Algebraic dudes! Live long and prosper.
@shady, from our travels we have found that the Andromeda galaxy uses the AndroMech standard – a quantum-linked derailleur actuation to shift across an infinite cassette, ensuring a perfect gear ratio in any gravitational field. So unfortunately, we can’t make an adaptor for that. Let’s be real, there are cycling genres that our puny brains cannot comprehend, so universal is not possible.
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